knitmeapony:

“And if you think that, for one second, online anonymity is a license to act like a racist, sexist, foul-mouth bigot, YOU’RE A DOUCHEBAG! In fact, you don’t need online-gaming, you need a therapist and a swift kick to the gooch, is what you need!”

- Zachary Levi’s ‘Douchebag-Rant’ during the 2011 Video Game Awards

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… keep talking sexy to me, Zach.