• Me: You know Alexander the Great had a weird thing going with him mom, sending her cups and jewels and stuff
  • Professor: Well, I haven't conquered anything recently, but if I did, I'd send my mother a post card at least.
  • Me: Oh yeah, I can see it now as he went across Asia minor: "Greetings from Alexandria!" "Greetings from Alexandria!" "Greetings from Alexandria!" "Greetings from Alexandria!"
  • Professor:
  • Professor:
  • Professor: That's pretty funny.