[Image: A comic.
First panel: a dark skinned woman with glasses. She says “The penis can be used to tell time when erect and perpendicular to the earth’s surface. Testicles thermoregulate and thus can be used for thermometer calibration.”
Second panel: The same woman says “Male genitalia are perfectly adapted to determine the current season and therefore probably evolved in their current form around the time agriculture was developed.”
Third panel: The same woman is in the foreground, facing away from us. A dark skinned man, looking angry and perplexed is facing her. He says: “You could ahve just said ‘I think your ideas are too adaptionist.’”
Fourth panel: The woman says “Sorry, my vocal chords are only evolved for sarcam.”]
[Image: smaller, bonus image. The woman is saying “Now lie down and think of boobs so I can see if we’re late for the opera”.]
Hurr hurr ‘perpendickular’